How could I forget about the dirt?

Saturday Rhett approached my mom, who was sitting in the living room on the computer. I was laying on the couch, facing away from the kitchen but mere feet from it. This is what he said:

"Jeannie...come see the floor." (with a certain amount of glee)

The next thing I heard was Jeannie saying "Oh my GOD what happened in here?"

I leapt up to see this:


The source? A potted plant in the corner that has gone untouched and relatively unnoticed for almost 2 years. Saturday, however, it was apparently taunting Anna Camille and she felt the need to ravage it. Rhett felt the need to watch and say nothing until the damage was done.

Sigh.